High Maintenance Filter

“ALL RIGHT LISTNE TO ME. YOU PULL UP WHERE SHE IS, RIGHT.
YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR AND LOCK BOTH DOORS. THEN GET OUT OF THE CAR
AND YOU WALK OVER TO HER AND BRING HER BCAK TO THE CAR.

TAKE OUT THE KEY OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER AND YOU LET HER GET IN AND
THEN CLOSE THE DOOR FOR HER. YOU WALK AROUND THE BACK OF THE CAR
AND YOU LOOK THROUGH THE REAR WINDOW. IF SHE DOESNT REACH OVER AND
LIFT UP THAT BUTTON SO YOU CAN GET IN,

YOU DUMP HER, YOU DUMP HER FAST.”

“just like that?”

“LISTEN TO ME KID, IF SHE DOSENT REACH OVER AND LIFT UP THAT BUTTON SO
YOU CAN GET IN, THAT MEANS SHE IS A SELFISH BROAD AND ALL YOURE SEEING
IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. YOU DUMP HER, AND YOU DUMP HER FAST.”

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